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I constantly hear:
"Blah blah blah, I want to support the scene!"
And 90% of the time the person is full of shit. They don't want to support the scene, they want to be cool and make friends and have people think highly of them. It's all about being cool. Fucking hell. You aren't supporting the scene just because you dress punk rock.
And fuck punk rock kids. Fuck you for being so elitist. Fuck you for being so fake.
Fuck your closed minds. Fuck you for not supporting other bands in your scene because they're not punk rock. Fuck your trying to sneak into shows and giving me attitude when you get caught. Lesson: do not sneak in as a giant group! Even as a single individual I'll probably spot you because of the shitty dye job in your hair or your poser fucking mohawk.
Ninjas are stealthy because they do not wear bondage belts.
That's really great that you listen to political street punk bands and sew their patches onto your crotch. That's wonderful, but it doesn't do a godamned thing to change the world. NOTHING. Why? Because you don't make an effort to actually affect the world, you just dress to impress your other interchangeable punk rock friends. Fuck that.
Now, you may say I'm picking on the punk rock kids. And I am. But the same thing applies to every group out there. Fuck the hardcore kids that've read Fast Food Nation and don't eat at McDonalds anymore but will drive their giant SUV around town. Fuck the kids that think they're really into music and support music just because they listen to whatever hot "up and coming band" is currently popular. You're not on the cutting edge because you started listening to a band that you saw on Letterman. Fuck the hip hop kids that think just because they listen to gangsta rap they suddenly become tough. Fuck the raver kids...um, well fuck those kids because they wear those baggy pants with the giant ankles. Those are just dumb.
And fuck cranky old men who like to bitch and moan.
Feel free to email me and comment, especially if you have the testicles or ovaries to leave your real name.
~P.J.
