Here's what I did. I sat in a chat room and waited. I didn't talk to anyone, and just waited for the Chat-Whores to talk to me. Here's the break down from a little under an hour:

PM's (private messages): 17

PM's from Men: 2

PM's from Women: 15

PM's that were porn ads: 6

PM's that attempted to "Cyber": 7

Pm's that attempted to "Cyber" from men: 2

So it seems that girls like to PM more than the fellas, but the two guys who PM'd me were both into the man love action, so does this mean that there are a higher percentage of Chat-Whore guys than girls? I dunno, I'll have to look into it more. And now, for your reading pleasure, here is the complete unedited version of one of those chats. The names have been changed so you freaks don't bug me and ruin the research. Enjoy.

CHATWHORE: A/S/L

_the Geek_: 24/m/OR And yourself?

CHATWHORE: 23/F/OR

CHATWHORE: DO U WANT ME

CHATWHORE: U THERE

_the Geek_: Sorry, had a ton of folks pm'ing me just now. Didn't mean to ignore you.

CHATWHORE: WHAT IS UR REAL NAME

_the Geek_: Why? Are you a scary stalker person?

CHATWHORE: I WANT U

_the Geek_: Really? You don't even know me. What if I’ve got the aids?

CHATWHORE: jack off. it truns me on

_the Geek_: You know what turns me on? Girls who do things for me.

_the Geek_: Will you do things for me?

CHATWHORE: Ill do any thing 4 u

_the Geek_: Excellent.

_the Geek_: I need to clean my car. Will you do it?

CHATWHORE: what should to u?

_the Geek_: I do not understand that sentence.

CHATWHORE: what should i do for u?

_the Geek_: Oh, I understand now. Will you wash my car?

_the Geek_: It makes me very hot.

CHATWHORE: drink ur come

_the Geek_: Drink my own come? Good god. I'm not a pervert!

CHATWHORE: i have to tell you something important

_the Geek_: Does it involve chickens?

CHATWHORE: i'm a girl

CHATWHORE: well i'm not 23

CHATWHORE: do u want to no how old i am

_the Geek_: Ya sure. Why the hell not.

CHATWHORE: only 15

_the Geek_: That's old enough to wash my car.

CHATWHORE: 13

_the Geek_: That's probably why you type so bad.

CHATWHORE: do u hate me

_the Geek_: But will you still wash My car?

CHATWHORE: do u hate me

CHATWHORE: can we still be friends

_the Geek_: No!

CHATWHORE: i'm sorry

CHATWHORE: well got to go

_the Geek_: Buh-Bye. Can I post this on the net in an informative article on chatting?

CHATWHORE: GOOD-BYE

_the Geek_: I already said bye.

CHATWHORE: PLEASE DON'T POST IT ON THE NET

_the Geek_: Ok, if you say so.

As you can see, I lied. Or did I? I doubt this qualifies as "an informative article on chatting" Whatever, I'm a bastard. Too bad.