06/16/01

UPDATE!! TWO UPDATES IN ONE DAY!!!!!

Well, it's up. From now on you can simply point your browsers in the direction of dubya dubya dubya dot GEEKASS dot com and you'll be directed to here, the former Geek-Corner. Woohoo!

FUCKERS!

So, if you're a constant reader you may have noticed the below paragraph earlier in the day. If not please read the below paragraph now...........ok, as you now know the crew here (myself, and Jon and Kim) went down to one of our local bars to try to win a motorcycle. Our local shitty radio station has been giving away keys, and I managed to snag two of them. Anyways, the giveaway was at 4pm, and one of my employees was due to show at 3pm, giving me plenty of time to get down there and slack with the other dumbasses. Buuuut when does my slacker employee show? Let's try 3 fucking 50. So I drive like a madman down to the bar and find a giant line leading around the building. Great. I take my place and wait. 40 minutes later I'm 10 people away from getting my try and the guy behind laughs and says "Hey, you didn't register. You don't get a key. Sucks for you, but it's more chances for the rest of us." With that he and the other redneck hillbilly-beard-having fucks around him start laughing. And with that I push through to the start of the line to ask the chick in charge what's what. And yes, I do not get a key. Motherfucker. Now, a rules a rule, and I'm a big enough man to say OK and walk away.  But it might have been nice for them to let us know that we had to show up EARLY to register. And why didn't they have someone walking up and down the line to make sure that we'd all registered? Fucking X-94. I would think that something like this might have been a little more organized.Nope, not at all. Those fucks aren't getting any more buisness from me. The last time we advertised with them for the opening of our store they fucked it up completely and we had to spend months and months trying to clear it up. I'd been thinking about how to do advertising with the grand opening of our new mall location. Guess that's not gonna happen now. As I said before-FUCKERS.

Ah, shit. I probably wouldn't have won anyways.

Today we're heading out to the Black-Horse Salloon to hopefully win a fancy motorcycle from our local radio station, X-94, and the builders of the bike, BMC choppers. I've got two keys, Jon's got six, and Kim's got one, they're both from Steelgirl.com.   Nine keys out of 200.....I don't think we'll win as I'm sure the contest is rigged. But maybe I'll be surprised. And maybe monkeys may come flying out of the sky, rip the doors off the mall, and go on a simian killing spree in protest of animal testing and the dirty dirty world of Ape-Scat porn films. It's a crazy world kids.

So in case you didn't know I did a guest spot thing over at  Everything I Hate dot com. Check it out, it'll be gone soon. At the end of my lame little rant I put a final sentence that said: send me hate mail. And to my initial glee people have been. But when I open their mail I'm very saddened. This is because it's all been so disappointing. "fuk U" should not be the standard. I was hoping for intelligent, thought provoking curses that I could steal and use myself. But do I get these? Nope, just worthless, misspelled, badly typed garbage. Sigh. And the funny thing is that everything I've gotten so far has been an AOL address? What's up with that? Has AOL really taken over in such a big way? Or do the semi-literate heebs of the world all use AOL just because of the free discs?

In other news we've decided that we need more time off so we're combining our mall store and our Eastside store into one larger location. And where is this fabulous new location? Right in the mall, next to our current one. The new spot will have tons of room for all our crap, gaming tables, a backdoor for late night geekiness, and an honest to god real ass bathroom. With 2 ply, baby, 2 ply. So be sure to stop on by when you're next in Bend. Buy something, mention the Geek-Corner, and I'll give ya' a discount.