~1/13/02-Guest Ranter~
Yet again it's been a long damn time since I've updated anything. Due to my slack ass one of my readers has submitted a rant for me to post. Seeing as I'm too lazy and jaded to rant properly about anything I'm going to post it here. Read away.
Hi, Today kids we’re going to learn a lesson on what really pisses Corrie off, yeah I said Corrie, not PJ wow a new concept amongst the world today, when will this ever stop you ask? Never! hahahaha! But really lets get to the point now.
Hamburgers, I hate hamburgers they are so juicy, delicious and downright scrumdiddlyumtios (yeah I know my Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory) But some people choose to make really terrible hamburgers. Like take for instance Wendy’s it’s terrible sure they have some pretty damn cool prizes for little kids but what do I get a fucked up square hamburger what the hell is up with that? Can some one tell me Please! But at least they take a little longer to cook than damn McDonalds I mean who makes a hamburger in 30 seconds or less? If you ask me I think the burger would respond instead with a nice little MOOO! Humph know what else I absolutely hate? Anarchy, there is no damn point to it seriously for example look at all the anarchist out there. Seriously do they have any life at all? No they just sleep on the street pissing every one else off asking for spare change because they refuse to work, they are basically going against all they stand for.
A person rebelling in school also pisses me off. Why you say?
I’ll tell you why! I have one thing to tell you people, once I decided to rebel but then I realized what I was rebelling against and it was school.I looked at the pros and cons about rebelling against school and realized that the government wants you to rebel, making a more stupid society and making it easier for the government to get away with things. If we rebel against school we are not rebelling against the government or the school it's self we are rebelling against our own education and our decision to become a smarter person. So if we rebel against school we are only rebelling against ourselves. The government knows you are going to rebel against authority it is now part of human nature but you are only harming yourself, and society, not government now matter how much you think you are affecting it. So what’s the damn point you ask I have no fucking Clue you can rebel all you want but in the end it will get you no where hear me NO WHERE.
Well I think that is enough ranting from me so I am done. So what have we learned from this kids, rebelling is for the weak, and hamburgers are for the hungry, but Wendy’s hamburgers are for the wrong at heart.